NEWYou can't have this! From Hairfish Graphics...

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Whatsamatter, boobie...not getting any awards for your labor of love, your Web site? Need a little something to brighten up a dull corner on the ol' Home Page?
Or...are you simply a wise-ass in search of something cynical to add to your site? Or to someone else's award-saturated ego-stroker? Come on, don't try to tell me you're not sick of those sites that have rows and rows of awards on every single blasted page!
Your cursor won't clean it up...
Either way, you've come to the right place.

OWARDS are completely fake. They mean nothing. They link to nothing. That's why they're so perfect...so...Zen.
And, best of all, they're free. So snatch up a few and place them in strategic locations around your site. People will be impressed. Really.
In return for having labored for hours and hours and hours (OK, a few minutes each) over these little wonders, all I ask is that you also take a Hairfish Graphics button, place it, too, somewhere on your site, and LINK it (yes, this one needs to link to something!) to:

http://www.hairfish.net
This is a link button, NOT an Oward!

Just stop it! If you don't, I'll soon have another award for you...just for you...heh heh...heh heh heh heh...


Anti-Award Award 100x150


Even if you've signed my Guestbook before, please do so again ~ the original HairfishGraphics Guestbook was lost when Lycos took over Guestworld.

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Yes, Lycos LOST my friggin' Guestbook! Nearly 200 entries, down the drain. Am I happy about it? NO! Is there anything I can do about it? NO! I have a special award for Lycos, but Tripod ~ also owned by Lycos, by the way ~ does not allow pornographic images on their server, so I can't display it here!!! Sign
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OOF!

This page was last checked for fungal infection on...
damn, I can't remember the last time I checked it!
Well, just don't sit on it, and you should be all right!

Meanie!!

Pervert! Everything connected with Hairfish™ is ©1998-2001, Hairfish Graphics
Someone call 911! If you reprint or republish without permission, you'll look like a total moron
and get lots of nasty email when I publish your name, address, and URL.